The World Wide Web is a weird and wonderful thing We've typed some outrageous headlines in our days but these six stories had us scratching our heads in disbelief. Back in June, two women and a gent decided to park up and partake in a threesome when one of the party unfortunately disengaged the handbrake. Unbeknownst to the group inside, the car rolled and then crashed into a tree, causing one of the females to break both of her legs. A year-old Fresno State University student has admitted to engaging in a sex act with a sheep after being caught in his California campus barn with an ewe. Upon arrest he informed Fresno State police that he consumed a vast amount of alcohol and was feeling stressed about upcoming exams. According to year-old Aleksey Douhov, who filmed the incident on his mobile phone, the session, which happened in the city of Samara, lasted 15 minutes. In the video the woman can be clearly seen on top of a man who is lying back on the fountain wall. The clip ends with the pair getting dressed before walking off while laughing. An unidentified man had to have a South American Lungfish surgically removed after he inserted it up his anus.
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Sex is inherently embarrassing—sweat, grunts, involuntary and voluntary noises, and body parts pressing together and sometimes, squelching apart! Sex is also inherently subjective; all of our bodies and minds are unique in their cravings and reactions. Yet, we continue forth in the pursuit of intimacy and orgasms—and hell, in the name of fun! Given the complex and kinda risky business of sex, we went in pursuit of real sex-skeletons: stories of sexual bloopers, bumps, and other weird or awkward situations that women have collected in the pursuit of sex-stasy.
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The great thing about sex besides the orgasms , of course is that if you make a mistake or something awkward happens, you can always laugh about it later. Have you ever given a blow job in an Uber and lost your nose ring? What about doing it in a J. Crew bathroom while the clothing attendant was right outside? Well these real women have—and they're willing to share their funniest stories with you. Trust me, you're in for a laugh. If you're not either in tears after reading this or ready to risk some jail time during your next sexual encounter, read it again. These 50 women have risked it all for The Big O I explained the situation to the dude and gave him two options. He opted for the second choice.
I suggested he put the bed sheet between us and dry hump, because it would still give us stimulation. We didn't use a condom because I have the implant and we've both been tested. I went to the bathroom and had an unexpectedly violent sneeze.